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Taco buffet and sides are covered. Everyone else brings two things:
Two decades of this league, and the auction still finds a way to get weird by round three.
Every manager, ranked by the league's own Legacy formula — regular-season volume and playoff success, weighted for rings and divided by years served. Longevity helps. Choking does not.
Final regular-season standings and the podium for every year, 2006 through 2025. Years marked with an asterisk are hand-reconstructed from the Yahoo era — see the note on that season.
Everything here is derived from the standings on file. Single-game records need a box-score export from ESPN — see the note at the bottom.
Highest single-week score, biggest blowout, worst win, closest margin — none of that lives in the spreadsheets, because they only ever stored final records. It's all sitting in ESPN. Export the weekly scoreboards and this section fills itself in.
Every dollar in comes back out. Dues are due before the draft; payouts settle after the title game.
Paid by Venmo before the draft. Payouts go out by Venmo after the season ends. The book balances to zero — in equals out.
Record ties for seeding and placings break on total points scored.
Read this before the rules meeting, not after.
Finish last, answer for it publicly. This is the permanent record.
Only 2023 through 2025 are on record. Whatever happened between 2006 and 2022 is currently lost. Ask around — someone has photos, and photos belong here.
Nobody opens the spreadsheets. Nobody is going to install Discord either. So this board takes posts through a Google Form and reads them back out of the sheet — the same Google account you already have, zero new software.
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